Hello, Middle Hyrule fans! As many of you know, I am way into shipping. I know all the shipping lingo (though sometimes I question whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.) But of course, there are some ships that are just completely NO. The worst part is, if you are a member of any fandom or shipping group, they’re bound to come up sooner or later. And often, there’s nothing you can do about it! How awful is that? No matter how often you tell people that it’s ridiculous, they keep doing it. They ship the dumbest things, like Katniss x Cinna, Thranduil x His Moose, Morgana x Arthur, Usagi x Kunzite, or worst of all… Frodo x Sam. Ick ick ick.
But I have barely even scratched the surface of these horrors! There are so many that are equally bad, if not worse, than the ones I have stated here. Plus, there are hundreds of fandoms, which means there are literally thousands of ships. And, more likely than not, half or more of them will be stupid or pointless. There is an ingenious term for these ships, called a “NOTP.” An OTP is a one true pairing, so a NOTP is a not one true pairing.
So, since I am inadequate to represent the protesters against this horrid monstrosity, I need YOU to help! Just use the following easy-to-work method I have created below to submit the worst ship ever. We’ll put these to poll and in a few weeks, I’ll announce which ship ranked as worst ever. You can leave a “Worst ship ever” comment any time between now and the twenty-first, which will give you ten days.
Here’s the form:
Fandom:
Fandom creator:
My NOTP:
Who’s in this ship:
Why I hate it:
What I think the creator would say about it:
For example, I’ll show you my NOTP:
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings
Fandom creator: J.R.R. Tolkien
My NOTP: Frowise
Who’s in this ship: Frodo x Sam
Why I hate it: It’s basically just all around stupid! They are FRIENDS, people, friends.
What I think the creator would say about it: Tolkien – *raises eyebrows* you do realize I am Catholic, right? My fans are lunatics.
So, what’s your NOTP? And soon, we will take an official poll! Tell everyone you know, because we want to get as many ships dissed as possible, right?
Middle Hyrule 
Fandom: Undertale
Fandom creator: Toby Fox
My NOTP: Fontcest
Who’s in this ship: Sans and Papyrus
Why I hate it: THEY ARE BROTHERS. AND THE VAST MAJORITY OF IT IS JUST UNDERTAIL. LOOK I DON’T LIKE SANS UNDERTAIL ART BY ITSELF BUT WITH HIS OWN BROTHER, NO!!!! NO! NO NO NO!
What I think the creator would say about it: “what has my life come to?…..”
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Also, Sans is way too lazy to be in a romantic relationship (I think). And Soriel only works as a platonic ship.
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Fandom: The Hobbit
Fandom creator: J.R.R. Tolkien
My NOTP: Thilbo BagginShield
Who’s in this ship: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakinshield.
Why I hate it: Is there much to say but icky. I mean, seriously? Bilbo and Thorin just, no.
What I think the creator would say about it: I think Tolkien would be both offended and disgusted at this Ship.
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I hate that!
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I know, right? It’s a brotherly friendship, not….that.
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Tolkien would hate it.
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He would. He would be ashamed of what the world has come to.
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Fandom: Pooh’s Adventures, Regular Show, MLP:FiM
Fandom creator: the people who made pooh’s adventures, Lauren Faust, J.G. Quintel
My NOTP: Mordetwi, Twilight x Thomas
Who’s in this ship: Mordecai the blue jay x Twilight Sparkle (Mordetwi), Twilight Sparkle x Thomas the Train (Twilight x Thomas)
Why I hate it:
Opinion on Mordetwi: mordecai HATES unicorns.
Opinion on Twilight x Thomas: twilight sparkle wouldn’t wanna screw with a train. No, really.
What I think the creator would say about it: “just…why?”
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I don’t believe straight characters should be shipped with characters of the same gender. But gay characters should not be shipped with characters of the opposite gender. It’s not respectful to the character, but not all characters are straight. While I don’t personally ship any slash, I try to get along with people who do, and we can agree to disagree.;)
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Yes, I hate it when people ship Frodo and Sam. To me that is tantamount to shipping brothers. And, um, a guitar dude? What’s up with his hair? XD
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What the actual heck?!?!?!?
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Fandom: Legends of Tomorrow
Fandom creator: DC
My NOTP: Sax
Who’s in this ship: Jax and Sara
Why I hate it: What the heck, people? They have absolutely no romantic interactions, nor have they even really talked! CaptainCanary is the only ship with Sara that I will ever like.
What I think the creator would say about it: Excuse me? Who even came up with this crap?
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