Hello, Middle Hyrule fans! As many of you know, I am way into shipping. I know all the shipping lingo (though sometimes I question whether that’s a good thing or a bad thing.) But of course, there are some ships that are just completely NO. The worst part is, if you are a member of any fandom or shipping group, they’re bound to come up sooner or later. And often, there’s nothing you can do about it! How awful is that? No matter how often you tell people that it’s ridiculous, they keep doing it. They ship the dumbest things, like Katniss x Cinna, Thranduil x His Moose, Morgana x Arthur, Usagi x Kunzite, or worst of all… Frodo x Sam. Ick ick ick.
But I have barely even scratched the surface of these horrors! There are so many that are equally bad, if not worse, than the ones I have stated here. Plus, there are hundreds of fandoms, which means there are literally thousands of ships. And, more likely than not, half or more of them will be stupid or pointless. There is an ingenious term for these ships, called a “NOTP.” An OTP is a one true pairing, so a NOTP is a not one true pairing.
So, since I am inadequate to represent the protesters against this horrid monstrosity, I need YOU to help! Just use the following easy-to-work method I have created below to submit the worst ship ever. We’ll put these to poll and in a few weeks, I’ll announce which ship ranked as worst ever. You can leave a “Worst ship ever” comment any time between now and the twenty-first, which will give you ten days.
Here’s the form:
Who’s in this ship:
Why I hate it:
What I think the creator would say about it:
For example, I’ll show you my NOTP:
Fandom: The Lord of the Rings
Fandom creator: J.R.R. Tolkien
My NOTP: Frowise
Who’s in this ship: Frodo x Sam
Why I hate it: It’s basically just all around stupid! They are FRIENDS, people, friends.
What I think the creator would say about it: Tolkien – *raises eyebrows* you do realize I am Catholic, right? My fans are lunatics.
So, what’s your NOTP? And soon, we will take an official poll! Tell everyone you know, because we want to get as many ships dissed as possible, right?