I am not a man, and I am not from Britain, nor am I from Japan, so therefore I am not the genius author J.R.R. Tolkien or the brilliant director Peter Jackson, nor am I one of the masterminds Shigeru Miyamoto or Eiji Aounuma. Therefore, I do not own The Lord of the Rings or The Legend of Zelda. Sadly. Therefore I also do not own Link or Frodo…. Alas!!!
Nor do I own the characters, settings, phrasings, etc., from any other television show, musical, book series, anime/manga, movie franchise, comic, or video game that I discuss, save for original work which I may mention from time to time.
BUT I do wish to point out that I own all of my emotions about them, and as I am not receiving any money for my fanfictions, I’m free to dump those emotions onto all of you.