addbratlove225 asked for a sequel to the original Fellowship’s Chatroom, and it was so funny so how could I refuse?
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Leggsielovesarrows: Hey Aragorn, what’s up?
Elendilsheir: Um, you’re right here riding with me.
Gimlithegreat: We are, but the horses are so loud how do you expect us to talk?
Elendilsheir: So we go in a chatroom.
Leggsielovesarrows: Of course.
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Pip: helo how r al of u dng 2da
Merryisawesome: Here we go with the text lingo…
Gandalfthewhite: I wonder what Frodo and Sam are up to.
Leggsielovesarrows: I could IM Sam and ask him to come online.
Pip: u haz Sam IM ho u get dat.
Leggsielovesarrows: We talk about flowers and plants and stuff.
Merryisawesome: Of course you do.
Gimlithegreat: So IM him!
Leggsielovesarrows: Okay, let me click over to iMessages…
Elendilsheir: What if they’re dead?
Gandalfthewhite: Oh, don’t be so dramatic, I’m sure they aren’t dead.
Pip: u nvr no Gandalf they mit b ded.
Gandalfthewhite: Enough with the chat speak!
Merryisawesome: Haha Pippin, you double posted.
Gimlithegreat: That still only counts as one!
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Leggsielovesarrows: He’s here!
Po-ta-toeSam: Hello everyone, how are you?
Elendilsheir: We’re good, how are you?
Po-ta-toeSam: Alive. Barely.
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Ringbearer: OH MY GOSH SAM ARE YOU CRAZY YOU’RE GOING TO KILL ME TURN OFF YOUR PHONE!!!!
Gimlithegreat: What in Middle-Earth is going on over there?
Ringbearer: Sam is carrying me up Mt. Doom, which is great, but then he let go of my legs to use his phone! You can’t carry someone one-handed!
Po-ta-toeSam: Yes I can. I am very strong.
Pip: Fro u is tecniclly on ur fone if u iz txtng us wich u iz.
Ringbearer: I’m not the one carrying a 45-pound hobbit!
Po-ta-toeSam: You weigh 48 pounds. Let’s be real here.
Leggsielovesarrows: How is it possible for Frodo to only weigh 48 pounds?
Po-ta-toeSam: I only weigh 46 pounds now. We’re kind of starving here.
Elendilsheir: Do you want us to fax you some cash?
Gandalfthewhite: There are no grocery stores in Mordor, Aragorn.
Gimlithegreat: There must at least be a McDonald’s.
Ringbearer: There is, but the burgers are made out of human or goblin body parts.
Po-ta-toeSam: It’s a McDonald’s for orcs.
Leggsielovesarrows: I see…
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ThePantslessWonder: Nassssty little hobbitses! Give ussss back the Precious! *gollum*
Merryisawesome: How did he get on here ?!
Po-ta-toeSam: He must have hacked the server.
ThePantslessWonder: We sees you, Baggins! Being carriedses does not mean we does not see you!
Po-ta-toeSam: Ack – fheaurkFeajge.akhghesr.kjghsukbb yuseibrs byrsuibrstb srybsuril
Po-ta-toeSam: He’s attacking fheqf.ehferak.hgbefhjbh ghrje,avh me and randomly banging keys on ghj,hfgh,g dtyj dfy my phone!!!!
Po-ta-toeSam: Run Mr. Frodo!!!
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Gimlithegreat: This could become an issue pretty soon…
ThePantslessWonder: *bites Sam’s neck*
Pip: Gollum u is mean let go of my frnd rit no i m sris i wl hrt u if u dont let go of hm. U ned 2 let go of hm.
ThePantslessWonder: Ooh, we accidentally took a selfie, precious! Then let us upload it, my love. *gollum, gollum*
Po-ta-toeSam: Ow…. *rubs neck*
Merryisawesome: *hugs Sam*
Gandalfthewhite: That is disturbing.
Leggsielovesarrows: I’M MORE PRETTY THAN YOU OR ANYONE!!!!
Gimlithegreat: No… please, no…
Leggsielovesarrows: FEAR MY PERFECTION!
Gimlithegreat: I took it after the battle when you were filthy.
Po-ta-toeSam: It hurts… ow…
Gimlithegreat: Couldn’t resist.
Leggsielovesarrows: I hate you so much.
Pip: I m telng u Legolas figwit haz mre fangirls thn u.
Po-ta-toeSam: I’m just gonna make this quick. *cuts Gollum with a sword, runs after Frodo*
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ThePantslessWonder: Stupid hobbit, you won’t get away so easy!
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Pip: Yessssss go Sam.
Merryisawesome: And we’ve arrived at the battlefield, so…
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Leggsielovesarrows: If my hatred is a volcano, Frodo could destroy the Ring in it. That’s how hot it is.
Gimlithegreat: Well, then you’d die, and I’d put makeup all over your corpse and bury you that way.
Gandalfthewhite: Wrap it up you two, we have a battle.
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Leggsielovesarrows: I hate you.
Gimlithegreat: We’re gonna die soon. I’m dying side by side with an elf.
Leggsielovesarrows: What about side by side with an enemy?
Gimlithegreat: Aye, I could do that.
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