All right, so we all know I’m the king of Gondor.
And I’m the prince of Mirkwood. Regal…
Anyway, here are a few tips so you’ll always look great in pictures.
1. It’s okay to be a mess. As long as you still look pretty.
2. Strike a pose. A cool pose.
3. If you can’t think of a pose, grab some hobbits. They’re very photogenic.
Uh… it looks like they don’t feel like posing right now. However, dwarves are also short, so they will make a good subsitute.
4. Don’t smile often…so that when you do, people start fangirling loudly.
5. Finally, girls love the mysterious look.