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Elendilsheir: Am I the only one online right now?
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Leggsielovesarrows: Nope, I’m here too.
Pip: & me im here 2.
Merryisawesome: Pippin, stop with the text lingo. I already told you that.
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Ringbearer: How are you guys all doing?
Gimlithegreat: I’m wasted on cross-country. We dwarves are natural sprinters and yet Aragorn’s making me do all this running around in the battles.
Po-ta-toeSam: Ugh, that stinks.
Leggsielovesarrows: Well, we need to fight the orcs, after all.
Ringbearer: Oh, you guys are fighting the orcs?
Elendilsheir: Why yes, as a matter of fact we’re distracting them while you go to Mordor.
Ringbearer: Should we tell them?
Gimlithegreat: Tell us what?
Po-ta-toeSam: Yeah, go ahead.
Ringbearer: Um, we’re actually in the middle of the orc army right now.
Pip: O no that iz 2 bad u must get out now 0.0
Merryisawesome: So what are you going to do?
Ringbearer: No idea – wait Sam, that orc is looking at us! He must see the laptops glowing!
Po-ta-toeSam: Ack! What do we do?
Leggsielovesarrows: Turn it off!
Po-ta-toeSam: How do I turn it off?
Ringbearer: Hit the button, obviously!
Po-ta-toeSam: Right you are Mr. Frodo!
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Ringbearer: Talk to you guys later if we don’t die.
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Merryisawesome: I hope they’ll be okay…
Pip: Fro is my cuz & I is worried abt him and Sam wht if they cant get away from the orcs that wld b bad.
Gimlithegreat: Can you speak Common Speech please?
Merryisawesome: I think that translates to “Frodo is my cousin and I am worried about him and Sam. What if they can’t get away from the orcs? That would be bad.”
Pip: Yes that is wht I mnt.
Elendilsheir: He called Frodo “Fro”?
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Elendilsheir: GANDALF. *tackle hugs*
Gandalfthewhite: Where’s Frodo and Sam?
Leggsielovesarrows: They’re with the orcs.
Gandalfthewhite: Yikes. That’s a problem.
Gimlithegreat: Yes, it is, and besides all that Aragorn’s making me do all this running around.
Gandalfthewhite: I see.
Leggsielovesarrows: Stop complaining, Gimli.
Pip: Figwit has more fangirls than u Legolas i saw it on the net hes ppulr and famus peple like him he has more fangirls. I have fangirls.
Merryisawesome: I have two or three fangirls.
Leggsielovesarrows: Hello, I have enough fangirls to form a small army.
Pip: Hello, Figwit has enof fangirls to frm a large army. U only has a small rmy dat is funny.
Merryisawesome: Pippin, enough with the chat speak!
Elendilsheir: I have enough fangirls to form a teeny army, but that’s still better than Gandalf who has enough fangirls to form an army where the numbers are all to the right of the decimal point.
Pip: O gosh Strider he has gvn you the gandalf glare i should no I have been gvn it many times wen he sad i was a fool of a took. >.<
Gimlithegreat: I have zero fangirls and that’s okay! You don’t see many dwarf women anyway.
Merryisawesome: I thought the dwarf women are extinct.
Pip: Merry that iz stupid where would the dwarves come frm if they was extnct I ask u.
Leggsielovesarrows: Okay, we’re NOT getting into that.
Merryisawesome: … don’t they just spring out of holes in the ground?
Gimlithegreat: Oh, that’s funny. Do it again, Hahahahahaha!
Gandalfthegrey: Fool of a Took, you can’t combine terms in texting lingo.
Gandalfthewhite: Because unless you are a fool – which you are – you don’t use text lingo in the first place!
Pip: Hey dat is mean i m not a fool plz don’t say that u has hurt my feelings.
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Po-ta-toeSam: What’s up, I’m back.
Merryisawesome: Where’s Frodo?
Po-ta-toeSam: He’s asleep.
Leggsielovesarrows: How’s it going for you guys, anyway?
Po-ta-toeSam: Not great.
Gandalf thewhite: Why don’t you send us a picture?
Leggsielovesarrows: Aw that’s cute.
Pip: Iz his head on ur shouldr.
Po-ta-toeSam: No it’s on a rock.
Pip: Gosh ur filthy
Merryisawesome: Pippin! That’s so rude!
Pip: What he is
Gimlithegreat: That’s not at all polite.
Po-ta-toeSam: It’s okay if you like I can send you a selfie I took two weeks ago when we weren’t all dirty.
Leggsielovesarrows: Haha I’m still better looking than all of you.
Gimlithegreat: Nooo not Legolas selfies. Someone kill me.
Pip: U r bing photobombed by Gimli.
Leggsielovesarrows: Wait, why did I post that picture oh gosh where’s the delete key.
Merryisawesome: I think the picture of Frodo and Sam is better.
Po-ta-toeSam: The one where I look blond or the one where I look ginger?
Pip: Yes me 2.
Po-ta-toeSam: *embarressed blush*
Gandalfthewhite: Yes yes very cute and all but we have a battle here.
Elendilsheir: Oh, I forgot.
Po-ta-toeSam: And I should probably make sure Frodo’s not like dying of dehydration or something.
Merryisawesome: Okay, well message us when you destroy the ring.
Leggsielovesarrows: Yes, do that.
Gimlithegreat: Bye everyone.
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Gandalfthewhite: Aragorn, I’m serious.
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Leggsielovesarrows: Later, I’m off to be fabulous.
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Pip: Bye Sam.
Merryisawsome: Tell Frodo we love him he’s our cousin after all.
Po-ta-toeSam: Will do.
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